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A long time ago I found some java script that I thought was funny. I modified the scripts a bit to produce combinations of words that could be used in legal documents, speeches, and other official documents when lofty language was needs. Not everyone thinks the scripts are funny. But you may get a laugh out of them.
SmartTalk®
Introduction
The world is becoming increasingly technical. In order to compete, we sometimes have to be on the cutting edge. Like My other word helpers, SmartTalk® allows you to integrate your subject into a random, technical phrase. Great for parties as well as technical and motivational seminars or, just plain lying to ignorant personnel managers in interviews! Click HERE to Access.
Jawns E-Z Essay ©
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Now you can create highbrow literary dissertations with E-Z Essay. Originally designed for tenured professors of modern American philosophy and students of literary cultural awareness , we have made it available to you for a short time.
Usage
Simply paste the text into your favorite word processor. Many will become intimidated by such lofty writing and won't even question it's meaning. Use it for English assignments, staff meetings or legislative speeches.
Unlimited supply
You can use this forever because each time this page is refreshed, you have another essay! Try it Here
Jawns Speech-O-Tron®
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Have you ever wondered how much writers charge for speeches? PLENTY. I believe that the best things in life should be free. This is why I am providing my exclusive speech-o-tron® sentence generator to everyone who visits " John, maybe more than you wanted to know ".
How do I use it?
Well, it's simple really. If you are preparing a speech, have an upcoming job interview or, just want to impress your new girlfriend, you can use the speech-o-tron® to generate random sentences that sound really, really good but, don't mean anything. Then you string them together yourself to make an incredible impression. Bill, Newt and Jesse used it for years with great success and now it's available to you!. Here's an example:
" The broad threat of the ozone layer will evaporate modern human depth. Further, the insidious threat of natural resources will indenture the entrenchment of our intestinal fortitude and the nauseating expansion of technological change will hasten the demise of our business models. "
-Al Gore
Amidst a standing ovation at the United Nations smog forum 5/1/97
TRY Speech-o-tron here
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